It's done. It's good. I like it. And after re-reading it at least 10 times in the last week, I don't want to see it again. For a while at least. Currently free at Smashwords.com.
Contains memorable lines such as:
Under my nuts, I have change for a hundred.
I'm an unstoppable force of hospitality. The door-gunner of drinks, with empty bottles falling about my feet.
Lemons and limes tell their kids campfire stories, flashlights under their dimpled faces: "David Priest will smash you for his drinks if you don't behave."
"Inside the Skull of David Priest" at Smashwords.com